I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, so I’ll do it in the way I know how… with an incredibly stupid top 10 list!
This is one that… sure to offend some! 
It’s a list of Christmas shopping tips for husbands, but for those that miss the cynicism, this should be titled, “The Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas NOT to get Your Wife!”
Women… I apologize ahead of time!
10. A brand new apron. This way she won’t get anything on he clothes while she is cooking your dinner.
9. Don’t let your wife push around a mower all the time, get her a new self-propelled mower! This way she won’t be too tired to cook your dinner.
8. Women love a romantic dinner, so why not take her to a place that says “i love you” And nothing says I love you like a great wing or steak place!
7. You know how your wife loves meaningful communication and a good listener. So this year get that perfect listening ear.. The Olympic digital recorder.
6. You wife would just love a brand new shotgun.
5. You know how hard it is to eat right during the holidays. This year get her a case of Slim fast! Perfect for after and easy too!
4. A brand new Blue Ray DVD player! Wives are all into pixels and screen resolution so why not get her somethign she will love! While your at it throw in a couple of great chick flicks like Terminator & Braveheart!
3. Power tools! The bigger the better!
2. Lingerie… The less comfortable the better.
1. Lastly here is a gift that says I am really thinking ahead. You know it’s about to happen, it does very regularly. The gift that says “I love you so much” Midol.
Trust me… This works~!
I wanted one of those back in april or may and now i won’t get one unfortunately. just another way the government is crushing the hopes and dreams of children and teenagers. My only hope now is ebay and my mum would never let me onto that. And guess what GOV/police, my friend has an r4 so i’d like to see what you’d do to that innocent child. Now, if you excuse me, i’m off to change my ps3 games, now where did i put NFS Underground 2?